I would not say my sex life was rip-roaring fun prior to the New York City-wide mandate of self-isolation. I guess the most ironic piece of this is that right before coronavirus started settling in, I was feeling better than I have in a while. As of a few days prior to self-isolation, I was ready to start dating again. I even had a conversation with my therapist about it. I work in digital media, and my work life has been demanding since the start of self-isolation, even just being in close proximity to news every day. Luckily for me, the anxieties of our present crisis, compounded with my tenuous grip on reality, have me completely de-sexed today.